So I am going to totally cheat on this one b/c let's face it... this was not a favorite of mine by a long shot. It was actually horrible sitting through it again so here's my cheat sheet notes from this website here
It all starts with a pretty girl making out with a guy on some road and then when it starts going too far she says no. He gets made insert strange noise. Boy is pissed so goes to investigate = dead boy in this show.
NERD MOMENT/NERD RANT: Seriously people DO NOT GO AFTER THE STRANGE NOISE. DO NOT INVESTIGATE STRANGE NOISE
In fact if you are smart either ignore strange noise and let some other dumbass investigate or GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE. If it turns out to be nothing NO WORRIES you are alive and feeling stupid but key word here YOU ARE ALIVE... if it turned out to be something YOU ARE STILL ALIVE and well not looking so stupid now are you?!?! nerd moment/rant over
*clears throat* moving on to the more interesting quotes and pics!
Dean: Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte's getting cold over here, Francis.
Sam: Bite me.
Off to the college town and the frat house where the boy who was stupid was killed
(at a frat party)
Dean: Man, you've been holding out on me, this college thing is awesome!
Sam: This wasn't really my experience.
Dean: Let me guess - libraries, studying, straight A's.
(Sam nods)Dean: What a geek.
This does not surprise me.
Needless to say 2 people die around this Lori girl the boy who tried to go too far and the roomate who is trying to make her into a slut. NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU A SLUT... ONLY YOU CAN.
Seriously whatever I'm over it...
So off they go to church..
Lori: So your brother seems very... spiritual.
Sam: He's full of surprises.
and Dean takes the priest why Sam takes the girl LOL somehow that's nearly as funny written out as it was in my head...
Dean: So you believe her?
Sam: I do.
Dean: Yeah, I think she's hot, too.
The boys go to the sight of dumb person who left vehicle to check out strange noise and this is the first time we EVER see the boys with the salt rocks in the shot gun (little bit of trivia for ya!)
Needless to say they get caught and end up in jail.
Dean: I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you.
Sam: What about the shotgun?
Dean: I said that you were hunting ghosts and spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank.
Sam: And he believed you?
Dean: Well, you do look like a dumbass pledge.
Moving on to other stuff which involved a library
Dean: So this is how you spent four years of your life.
Sam: Welcome to higher education
This is where they figure out the hook man legend..
(about the hook)
Sam: Well, it was the murder weapon, and, in a way, it was part of him.
Dean: So like the bones, the hook is the source of his power!
Sam: So if we find the hook...
Dean & Sam:(together) We stop the Hook-man!
Next on to the sorority house or maybe this was before the library...oh hell I don't know I was playing fruit slice instead of paying attention and then my mom came in and wanted to talk and well I got lost in a few places but here's a picture to make up for it...
Sam & Dean enter through the back of the hostel in the backyard and see two girls coming out)
Dean: Dude! Sorority Girls. Think we could get to see a naked pillow fight? Nah!
Dean: (Dean falls on top of Sam as they sneak through a half-open window) Oh, sorry!
Sam: Be quiet.
Dean: Me be quiet? You be quiet.
(Dean's digging up a grave)Dean: That's it! Next time, I get to watch the cute girl's house.
(preparing to search of said hook)
Dean: Alright, take your pick.
Sam: I'll take the house.
Dean: Okay. Hey, stay out of her underwear drawer.
Sheriff:(disbelieving) And you saw him too, the man with the hook.
Dean: Yes, I told you, we all saw him. We fought him off, and then he ran.
Sheriff: And that's all.
Dean: Yeah, that's all!
Sheriff: Listen, you and your brother...
Dean: (exasperated) Oh, don't worry, we're leavin' town.
And that is all you get from me tonight... oh well hell now I feel bad b/c let's face it this review was crap...
For an actually summary I borrowed this one from Supernatural Fan Wiki it's where I get all my quotes!!
A young girl, Lori, and her boyfriend park their car at a deserted spot. When they hear a strange noise outside the car, Rich gets out to investigate, but when he doesn't return, Lori gets out to look for him, only to find his body hanging upside down from a tree.
Dean and Sam read about the death and head to Rich's fraternity dorm to get some more information. They find out that Lori is the daughter of the local reverend and visit the church to try and get to know her. When they learn a bit more about the death, they both realise that it sounds like the Hook Man legend and wonder if this is the place that the legend started. Doing some digging at the library, they find records of a preacher, Jacob Karns, who was arrested for killing 13 prostitutes in 1862. His hand had been replaced with a silver hook and the murders all happened in the same place Lori and Rich had been parked.
The head out at night to look for the spirit, but get caught by the local sheriff, who is told that Sam is a new pledge hunting for ghosts! The next morning Lori wakes up to find her roommate dead in her bed and a message scrawled on the wall in blood. When Sam and Dean sneak into the room, the recognise the message as typical of the Hook Man legend and can smell strong ozone in the room - a sure sign that a spirit has been there. They start to suspect that perhaps Lori's father, the reverend, is involved with the spirit and Sam goes to talk to Lori while Dean salts and burns the bones of Karns. Sam and Lori get on extremely well, even sharing a kiss, which scares Sam a little, as it's not been long since Jessica died. The Hook Man suddenly appears but Sam manages to temporarily stop him.
They realise that Lori is the one that the spirit is latching onto and wonder why burning the bones doesn't seem to have worked. There must be something missing and they suspect it could be his silver hook. Some more reading up and they find that the hook was donated to the church after Karns died - Lori's fathers church. The hook was melted down into something else. The boys melt everything made of silver that they can find, but when the Hook Man reappears, the wonder what they have missed. Then they notice that Lori is wearing a silver cross on a chain. Struggling to survive an attack by the Hook Man, they manage to throw the cross into the fire and he is finally defeated.
There I hope you are happy. The episode isn't bad just not one I care for... sorry I will do better next time.
Lesson Learned: Do not act holier than thou unless you really are
Final Grade: C while it was okay it wasn't one of my favorites by any means and I wouldn't have re-watched if I wasn't doing this marathon